Friday, February 23, 2007

STANK-A-DANK DANK CELEBS

So mediatakeout is reporting all the stinky celebs, ENJOY:

India Arie - offending body part: underarms notable quote: "She doesn't believe in wearing deodorant ... Someone needs to explain to her that you don't wear deodorant for yourself - you wear it for the people around you."
Pink - offending body part: crotch notable quote: "I had the unpleasant experience of following her into the ladies room once. She really needed to visit a gynecologist."
Jazzy Pha - offending body part: entire body notable quote: "He' a nice guy but he has a gland problem that makes him sweat like crazy. It's kind of embarrassing.
"Biz Markie - offending body part: tie between breath and underarms notable quote: "Biz has that kind of aroma that stays behind hours after he's gone."
Kelis - offending body part: hair notable quote: "There's no excuse for her not washing her hair more often."
Busta Rhymes- offending body part: breath notable quote: "Not only is his breath bad, but he spits when he talks ... when he's done with you you're drenched in foul smelling liquid."
Serena Williams - offending body part: underarms notable quote: "I stood next to her at a club once. The musk was so strong I thought I was going to pass out."
Flavor Flav - offending body part: entire body notable quote: "He smells exactly the way you'd imagine - like a homeless person."
Diddy - offending body part: breath. notable quote: "He has quite possibly the worst breath in the industry. And he always wants to talk all up in your face."
Bobby Brown - offending body part: behind notable quote: "The chair he was sitting on smelled like he [had an accident] on himself. I think we ended up having to throw it in the trash."



Nicole Antoinette

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