Tell-Tell Signs that Your Man is Creeping

I read this in Jewel Magazine, I thought I should share the knowlegde:

1. Your man ask you why can't you do the "Double Flyin' reverse Deep-Throst Surprise.


2. Claims that the hickeys on his theighs are tanlines.


3. When you tell him that you love him over the phone he replies, "I hear that".


4. only refers to you by pet names because he is afraid of calling you by the wrong name.


5. Is always dead broke and can't explain what he spend his money on.


6. Locks down his cel phone, pocket pc, and laptop with mind-ya-doggone-business codes.


7. Leaves in the middle of the night for the, "graveyard shift"-and he's a gardener.


8. Experiences vocal changes in vocal pitch during a call, when you enter the room.


9. Start's asking hypothetical question about what you would do if you caught him cheating.


10. Starts singing along to love songs that you know damn well he hates.


11. Run right into the shower the second he gets home.


12. Comes home wearing different boxers than what he left in.


13. Has lipstick stains on his collar, and it's not your shade or circumference of your smackers!


14. Schedules "Boy's night out" five times a week.


15. Gives you the"I was talking to Ma Duke and couldn't click over" excuse when he is iggin; your calls.


16. Sports flame proof pajamas because he suddenly afraid to sleeo around you.


17. Purges his incoming call list like it's full of toxic waste.


18. Skips dinner when you know his greedy behind normally has thirds.

Just a couple of hints, hope you can read between the lines.

Nicole Antoinette